Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

From my inbox:

Question: What is America's first line of missile

interceptor defense that protects the entire United States?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National

Guard.

Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on

permanent active duty?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National

Guard

Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile

Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on

highly classified military issues, homeland security, and

counter terrorism?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin,

Question: What U.S. governor has a higher classified

security rating than either candidate of the Democrat Party?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain

in February, but nobody ever found out. This is a woman used

to keeping secrets. She can be entrusted with our national

security, because she already is.

H/T Mike.