Monday, June 8, 2009

"Once upon a Time...

.....long ago, in a land far, far away..."

Oh wait! That is NOT how BO starts his story-telling marathons. We all know about BO's penchant for fictional fantasies. He never seems to tire of spinning, weaving, in his re-telling of the truth - the facts. Judi, over at Canada Free Press, decided BO should not be the only one having all the fun of fiction writing, so she has come up with this template:
A `Brothers Grim’ Fairytale for 2009 and Beyond:

The Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barack Obama

By Judi McLeod Saturday, June 6, 2009

 The Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barack ObamaO

nce upon a time there came a president who crossed the global village telling bigger whoppers than any other president, including George W. Bush. But the one he told at Buchenwald when the 65th Anniversary of D-Day was being celebrated, really sticks in the craw.

They say the more often a lie gets told the sooner it becomes the truth, but this is how the Barack Hussein Obama big lie went down at Buchenwald in time for D-Day commemoration ceremonies: “I’ve known about this place since I was a boy hearing stories, uhh, about my great uncle, who was a very young man, uh, serving in World 11.” (Rush Limbaugh, June 5, 2009). “He was part of the 89th Infantry Division, the first Americans to reach a concentration camp, eh, they liberated Ohrdruf, one of Buchenwald’s subcamps. And I’ve told this story, he returned from service in a state of shock, uh, saying little and isolating himself for months on end from family and friends, uh, along with the painful memories that would not leave his head.”

“His uncle has told the UK Telegraph and Der Spiegel, `I don’t know how he knows this, I’ve never talked to him about it.’”

Because illusion threatens to replace reality, the latter-day `Brothers Grim’ decided to Introduce the 2009 Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barry Soetoro, (BS) for short.

Canada Free Press is calling it a Grim Brothers Fairytale for 2009 and Beyond.

Sit down at your kitchen table--if you still have one--and fill in the blanks so that upcoming generations don’t conclude that Dreams of My Father was an unstoppable nightmare.

But first hide your granny! In the BS world, the Big Bad Wolf is no long after Little Red Riding Hood but your Granny, As in the post-January 20, 2009 world anybody over age 60 needing an operation or medication will be sent on their way.

Obama was born:

  1. In a manger,
  2. Vancouver, [Brat note: oh no! NOT Vancouver!!]
  3. Hawaii,
  4. Indonesia,
  5. Kenya,
  6. Planet Krypton (his joke)
  7. None of the Above
  8. ____________

Go here and read the rest. It might inspire you to write your own BO narrative. "It was a dark and stormy night" ???? Just sayin'.

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