Monday, April 25, 2011

2011 White House Easter Egg Roll

*This is a parody*

2011 White House Easter Egg Roll

Welcome to the 2011 Easter Egg Roll, a White House tradition since 1878! This year's event will be held on April 25, 2011 from 7:30 a.m. to 6:20 p.m. Last year, we welcomed 30,000 people from 50 states and the District of Columbia.

White House construction

Due to the massive construction zone established for the White House tunnel system expansion project, we are holding the annual White House Easter Egg Roll inside the White House this year.

This year's theme is "Let's Go Play Indoors!" Instead of the traditional "rolling of the eggs with a wooden spoon" outside on the lawn, guests will have the opportunity to participate in a good old-fashioned hunt for easter eggs.

We will have 13,000 hard boiled eggs hidden all around three floors of the White House.

The following areas will be open to the public for the Easter Egg Hunt:

2011 White House Easter Egg Roll / Hunt inside Oval Office
  • Oval Office
  • Cabinet Room
  • Press Briefing Room
  • Situation Room
  • Roosevelt Room
  • Lincoln Bedroom
  • Treaty Room
  • State Dining Room
  • East Room
  • Red Room
  • Blue Room
  • Library
  • Movie Theater
  • Bowling Alley
  • White House Mess

Easter Egg Roll Entertainment Schedule

Let's Go Play Indoors! This will truly be an unforgettable experience. Our Easter Egg Roll schedule of activities will include hide-and-seek, laser tag, egg tossing, and Wii Sports! The latest video games will be available on computers located throughout the White House complex. Also, we will have an indoor reading stage and music stage set up where entertainers, artists, and some special guests will perform throughout the day. ...

Okay, this IS a parody, and yes, pretty funny, so hop over here, and read the rest.

[H/T Mickey]

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